New Year Re-Solutions

Rather than make resolutions (which inevitably fail), I'm just going to re-solve some things. I mean, if they've already been solved, nothing can go wrong, right?

1) How to tie shoelaces:
With one's toes.

2) How to eat burger:
Insert into nose.

Carefully.

3) How to blog:
...Think... words... about...
sauce.

4) How to funny:
Laugh at own jokes.

(Like I am right now)

5) How to relationship:
Meet. Flirt. Court.

Basketball court.

6) How to coffee:
Not 3 cups. Not after 5:00 pm.

That explains this blog post.

Jitters.

7) How to New Year:
Take calendar.
Replace.

8) How to fitness:
Move. Eat.

Lots and nots, respectively.

9) How to blog (redux):
List things until it looks long.

10) How to happy:
Music. Love. Dance. Goals. And Sriracha.

Happy 2015!